Bought yourself a red nose
A stupid pair of shoes
You're so dumb and you know it
What you gonna do

Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face
Falling for your photograph
Step on up and take a look at the

Idiots on parade - We're the idiots
We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots
Made you a star before you learned to crawl
We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots on parade

Don't you wanna go now
What you going through
You're so old and you know it
Time's flashing by again

Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face
Falling for your photograph
Step on up and take a look at the

Idiots on parade - We're the idiots
We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots
Made you a star before you learned to crawl
We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots
On parade, on parade, on parade
Two idiots like me and you

Don't you wanna go now
What you gonna do
You're so dumb and you know it
What you gonna do

Everybody laughs at you - Spits in your face
Falling for your photograph
Step on up and take a look at the

Idiots on parade - We're the idiots
We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots
Made you a star before you learned to crawl
We're the idiots on parade - We're the idiots
On parade, on parade, on parade
Two idiots like me and y